January 2012
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I Double Dog Dare You . . .
On a bitterly cold January evening, about a year ago, I was outside peeing with my two blue heelers, Bear and Spot. We live out in the country so I sometimes relieve myself along with them. I think it helps us to bond as a pack, plus we only have one bathroom and sometimes, well, you just gotta go.
Since we live in a rural area we have a television antennae mounted on a twelve...
March 2010
3 posts
Money ain’t nothin’ but an opportunity and an opportunity...
– Jon Wilcox - Random Ass Radio
February 2010
1 post
November 2009
1 post
I’m not sure if I buy into the whole concept of skeptisism.
September 2009
2 posts
A Doodle Doo
When I was young my parents got me a pet chicken. I named him Pete. I really didn’t have a lot of interest in Pete until I was about 12 years old. I remember taking him out behind the tool shed and strangling him, choking old Pete until the poor thing vomited and went limp in my hands.
He must have cursed me with his dying’ breath because, to this day, I still have hair that grows on...
Sit right back. . .
I was looking at a picture once when I turned and said to my son, “Hey little buddy! What do you think of this?”
“I’m not gonna say it.”, he muttered.
“Not gonna say what little buddy?”, I asked.
“You know what.”, he answered.
I asked again, “No. I don’t know little buddy. What?”
He sighed, rolled his eyes and growled,...
August 2009
2 posts
There ain’t no glory on that side of the hole…